I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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