Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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