Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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