We named our party play list daddy issues
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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