Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
