I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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