Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You can't motorboat a personality
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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