Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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