No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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