that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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