He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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