ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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