There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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