no. you can't hotbox the world.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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