Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he fucked my hip out of place.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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