Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
