Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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