My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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