problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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