i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
