Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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