found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I would ride that face into the sunset
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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