My brain says no but my pants say off.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You can't just leave with hair like that
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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