Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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