Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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