I'll bet she douches with gravy.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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