I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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