Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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