There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just found puke in my bra..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please don't give away my fajitas
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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