I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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