sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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