You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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