But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You are a genius and a whore.
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