My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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