Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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