Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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