i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
send nudes
from the living room?
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