Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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