wrigley field is MILF paradise
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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