On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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