Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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