two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
