I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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