clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
MIDGETS
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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