just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.