Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes