Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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