Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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