You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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