Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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