If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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