after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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