3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize