We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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