He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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