do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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