Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
They took my balls.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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