I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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