it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You need a sexual gate keeper
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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