ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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