He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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